The Day the Nest Died

May 8, 2012 is known as the day the Nest died. Following the Nest's implementation of a disastrous format change, users defected en masse to: http://pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=ml.

LaptopDancer wrote this song:

It was about two days ago

I can still remember how

That fcuckery used to make me smile

And I knew that if I had my chance

I could make those monkeys dance

And maybe Gypsy'd shaddup for a while

But May the 9th it made me shiver

With every post I'd try to deliver

Bad news on the timing out errors

I couldn't take one more loneliness terror

I can't remember if I cried

When everyone said, "to Pampers, run and hide!"

But then nausea touched me deep inside

The day The Nest died

Bye bye, Miss American hoars

Drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was proboards

All the good old gals would like to wish you goodbye

Singin' this is the day The Nest died.

Oh this is the day The Nest died

Did you ride in the rape van

And do you have faith in lovedan

If ML tells you so?

Now do you believe in Honeychrrch

Would she ever leave you in the lurch

And can you tell me how to find frkls' church?

Well I know that you're in love with Elle

Cause I saw you tryin' to ring her bell

You both enjoyed a champagne cruise

Man I dig those Louboutin shoes

I was a loney disaffected working stiff

With a sense of humor and a load of gifs

But I knew I was out of luck

The day The Nest died

I started flingin' poo poo

Told Bump Kathleen to screw

Then floyd went to Hawaii and missed all the hullaballo

And all the good old gals they didn't know what to do

Singing this is the day The Nest died

This is the day The Nest died

Now for six hours we've been on our own

As usual laptop's totally stoned

And it's almost how it used to be

When stellas agreed to just the tip

And the sponsors they just bit their lip

And Ombligo well she started to strip

Oh and while c joy was cussin' around

We almost lost MaryWithoutSound

Married Life it was adjourned

No faithful would return

And while tamb contemplated another fart

scottydont practiced her dark arts

And we diagrammed labias in the park

The day The Nest died

Bye bye, Miss American hoars

Drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was proboards

All the good old gals would like to wish you goodbye

Singin' this is the day The Nest died.

Oh this is the day The Nest died

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